Frank

Hi! My name is Frank.

I was born on the 14th of February in the year 2020 (A true valentine miracle)

You may be stumbling on this page as you opened the locket affix around my neck. I love acting homeless and begging for food, especially if you feed me; I will be back for seconds.

Unfortunately I have a home, where I am smothered loved and cared for by my roommate/ landlord / owner.

If you are reading this and thinking cringe, I don't blame you. However allow me to show you why my roommate/ landlord / owner was forced to create this page on his personal website.

A picture tells a thousand words but only one springs to mind when I see this one.

GUILTY

If you do want to feed me you need to know something...

My roommate/ landlord / owner says that my food allergy to wheat is "costly".

I have no idea what that means but everytime I eat certain foods, I pull my fur out and have to visit the EVIL lady at the Doctor's.

Fact: Did you know that my Doctor has an unsettling interest in checking my temperature in unusual ways? ON TOP OF THAT, I think I am in the clear and then BAM, I have to take these steroid pills for 10 days which make me feel really nauseous.

So if you see me and you think I might be homeless, I am not. I am just really good at method acting.

Thanks for taking the time to read all this, if you wouldn't mind popping the message back into the locket, the next person can have the opportunity to see what I have to deal with every day. As a reward here are some pictures of me as a child and some of my best shots.